Real Conversation I Had with a PayPal Virtual Agent

Sarah:: Hello, Mark. I’m Sarah and I’m here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to answer your questions. How may I help you?
Me:: Unsubscribe me from your promotional/marketing emails.
Sarah:: That’s so nice of you! How can I help you?
Me:: I just told you.
Sarah:: Can you give me some more information?
Me:: I need you to unsubscribe me from your promotional/marketing emails.
Sarah:: I love getting compliments—thanks! I’m right here if you have other questions.
Me:: I’m not complimenting you. I’m asking you to unsubscribe me from your email lists.
Sarah:: I’m right here if you have any questions.
Me:: Bitch, don’t you understand anything?
Sarah:: That seems insulting to me. I’d prefer we have a polite conversation.
Me:: Well I’d prefer that you actually help me.
Sarah:: That’s nice. Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.

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